Jokes for Literacy Cafe
Why cant a tryanosauras clap?
Its extinct
What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth?
Stuck
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?
A Stink-o-Saurus.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who?
No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo
What do cows read with breakfast?
A moooospaper
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-No eye deer (no idea)
Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended?
Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater)
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated.
knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who?
Is there an owl in here?!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-JAM-as
What do you call cows that are laying down?
Ground beef.
Its extinct
What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth?
Stuck
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?
A Stink-o-Saurus.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who?
No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo
What do cows read with breakfast?
A moooospaper
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-No eye deer (no idea)
Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended?
Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater)
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated.
knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who?
Is there an owl in here?!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-JAM-as
What do you call cows that are laying down?
Ground beef.